The True Story

Welcome: I watched as GOD fell down from the sky to Earth to see me when I was 9 years old, my first remark was 'Oh! my GOD, GOD!' and, 'I'm only 9 years old!' GOD remarked "I thought you were older." And I further said 'i'm a minor and i'm not responsible to make any decisions', GOD said "that is not right your fully capeable." And, GOD said, "I'm surprised you aren asking me any questions about things". And I said, 'I dont know where to start.' Then GOD said, "don't ever forget that." Then GOD said "that dad of yours isn't your father, I AM YOUR FATHER!" I stood there amazed. Soon GOD said, "The earth is still right now" and I remarked 'you mean nobodys moving!?' GOD remarked, "yes." Then GOD told me not to make a movie called Norbit, (In a tone that made me want to make it however, I had a mental block as I asked Reggie to make it for some odd reason GOD also said and that I can only show the basketball move I was working on for over 10 hours before he came to one person who ended up being Reggie Bush. I inspired the movie as Reggie Bush, my friend in middle school wrote down the inspirations in his journal in honor of me showing the Studder Skip Swing basketball move he said he would make sure the movie is made. I asked GOD why I can show the basket ball move to only person and GOD said "I dont want everyone doing that move, I don't want to see so many people in the NFL." (I within a short period of later time was practicing the Studder Skip Swing move at the basketball court in the section 8 housing I lived in, and 3 boys in the neighborhood strangled me till my heart stopped because I was reluctant to show the move and one kid ran home and brought his dad and he, Elmo revived me. The dad "Elmo" said after he revived me as I wake to chest compressions and mouth to mouth "GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAVE THEM CHECK YOUR HEART." I never did.) Also, GOD asked me "why are most people praying to Jesus?" then telling me, "you have to find a way to tell them, and you better start telling them before all this terrorism stuff starts happening." He said. This was approximatly in 1994 to rehitorate. Also, soon after telling me I am King, I remarked 'the world or what?' He replied "yes, the world." I also replied 'so i'm supposed to go around telling everybody I am King?' GOD said "yes they will believe you." GOD did tell me that this encounter will hit me when I get older and not to write anything down, I asked him 'how am I going to remember this?' GOD replied "it will hit you later in life don't write it down." Then he said "let me show you something"; that is what I can't speak of. Also, During the encounter GOD asked me. "why are so many men not going to heaven?" I replied 'There is an HIV epidemic' GOD then handed me his throne and said "I'm handing you the cure, and don't go looking for it." I replied 'the disease or the cure?' GOD replied "both." So out of sheer force and strength and intimidation of holding the throne I threw it into the sky (It basically was very hard to hold on to). And we watched as it launched away, GOD replied "What am I going to do now?" I replied 'It will bounce back' and it did and then GOD jumped up and away.